Shocking Anti-Gay Chic-fil-A Commercial
Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that's tasty oppression!
View ArticleRagu Pasta Sauce; For When You Just Saw Your Parents Boning
When you accidentally witness your parents getting their freak on, there's only one thing that can take away the horror - Ragu pasta sauce. Believe it!
View ArticleSouthern Gentleman Liquor — the Most Disgusting Alcohol Ever Created
Don't ask about Southern Gentleman Liquor's distillation process, just enjoy the robust taste that's been passed down through generations (and urinary systems).
View ArticleElectric Shock Love Necklace Keeps Infidelity at Bay
Nothing keeps those wedding vows in tact like the electric power of 10,000 volts.
View ArticleLeaked Apple iPhone 5 Promo Video
The iPhone 5 won't make your life any more fulfilling, but it will give the illusion that it is, and in stunning high resolution!
View Article‘Everyone Poops’ is Now a Romantic Comedy
Time to fall in love again with the perfect romcom about something everyone can relate to... taking a dump.
View ArticleTerry Crews: Old Spice Muscle Music & 8 Old Spice Copy Cats
Old Spice may have just created the greatest web ad ever with its Muscle Music featuring Terry Crews. Take a look at the video and the countless Old Spice ripoffs.
View ArticleTodd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial
If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there's now a solution to shut that whole thing down.
View Article‘Star Wars’ Comedy of the Day, The Law Office of Lando Calrissian
Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He'll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.
View ArticleA Dating Site for People With OCD, Because Crazy Needs Love Too
Find the match who will love you forever and ever... just as long as you promise to turn the stove off and on precisely 37 times.
View ArticleFake Butt Underwear Helps Ass-Challenged Women Deceive Men
It's a cruel world and Booty Pop is dishing out the sexual frustration one oversized pair of panties at a time.
View ArticleToilets Are Just Like Facebook
Logging onto Facebook and running to the bathroom to drop yesterday's lunch - you'd be surprised but the parallels are uncanny.
View ArticleSnoop Dogg is Now Rapping About Hot Pockets ‘Pocket Like It’s Hot’
You must be really high if you've decide to release a song about Hot Pockets.
View ArticleWill Ferrell is Pimping Old Milwaukee to Sweden
As if Sweden didn't already have it made with the endless supply of chocolate and blonde babes, now they've stolen Will Ferrell.
View ArticleDrunk Jeff Goldblum’s Paypal Ad is His Best Work Since ‘Jurassic Park’
"Hi, my name's Jeff and I'm an alcoholic... and I like Paypal."
View ArticleWATCH: David’s Pizza Commercial Wants to Make Love to Your Ear Holes
Just try and resist the seduction of David's Pizza, we dare you. The guy loves pizza and wants to bring you into his cheese lovin' lifestyle.
View ArticleCalgon Bath Salts, the Non-Face-Eating-Zombie Bath Salts
Calgon Bath Salts come in three refreshing fragrances and more than likely will NOT turn you into a psychotic face eater.
View ArticleWATCH: As Seen on TV Gifts are Perfect for Those You Hate
Looking to finally rid yourself of that annoying distant cousin? Tell them to piss off with one of these "As Seen on TV" gift abominations.
View ArticleWATCH: Probably the Dumbest Product Commercial Ever
At only $499, it's the perfect gift for that hard to shop for relative.
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